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Ha Ha Ha America - More Relevant Than Ever
Oct 10, 2008



Ah, the smell of fragrant monkey tail...

Posted by: miss_poppy on Oct 10, 08 | 8:48 am
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Christian Businessman Paul Johnson's Pro-Life Radio Ads
Oct 10, 2008

paul johnson insurancePaul Johnson, an insurance salesman serving Kentucky, Ohio, and Indiana, is running a series of radio ads with a pro-life message. Listen, or read the transcript.

Ringgggg... Paul Johnson Who's this? Gawwwd? Yes, Lord. What's on your mind? My vote on November 4th could save the lives of thousands of children? The sixth commandment? Thou shalt not kill. And you call the unborn in the Old and New Testament 'child'? You say we all need to look deeply into the eyes of our kids and their kids, into a mirror, into our own hearts, and hear the sound of the abortion candidates shouting, "Not one of you have the right to draw your first breath." I should check out "Conception to Birth" video on YouTube? You're going to be in the voting booth that day? And you've scheduled my appearance before you already? [Cue the bagpipes and "Amazing Grace"] And your terms of pardon are in Acts 2:38?
Acts 2:38, "Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost."


- Paul Johnson Insurance | His batshit crazy website

Posted by: miss_poppy on Oct 10, 08 | 2:00 am
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Pastor Will Bury Himself for Three Days - Deliver Message to Obama
Oct 09, 2008

Don't forget to take a pickle jar.

reverend raymond s. porter

Raymond S. Porter, the pastor of The Holy Ghost Church of Fire, or Norfolk, Virginia, will put himself into a casket for three days and three nights - just like Jesus. Then, according to the press release, "...he will come out and give a message to Mr. Obama from God, that the whole world may hear." (Sic) throughout.

This is about murdering innocent babies. Our society calls it abortion, but I call it what it is murder.

The reason why I am doing this is out of obedience to God. Many Americans think our economy is failing because of the Bush Administration, but they are wrong, it is because of sin.

We are a very sinful nation, therefore God is against us... We are suppose to be a civilized nation but we are practicing Barbaric behavior called human sacrifice. It is sad that we live in a county were it is perfectly legal to murder an unborn child for convenience, maybe the mother to be says, 'It's not the right time, I must further my career', or a mother may tell her teenage daughter, 'You must get rid of the baby because you are to young. You must finish school'. It is human sacrifice for one's own convenience. Senator Barack Obama said if he becomes president that he would intervene in the African countries where genocide is taking place. He will not however, intervene in Roe vs. Wade which is genocide that is taking place here in America everyday disguised as planned parenthood.
Reverend Porter invited Donald Spitz of the Army of God [nsfw] to visit his church. Spitz idolizes Paul Hill, who murdered a doctor and a volunteer outside of Women's Medical Clinic in Florida. He calls Paul Hill an American hero.

Posted by: miss_poppy on Oct 09, 08 | 12:35 pm
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October Surprise | Racism
Oct 09, 2008

Did you know Americans have more than thirty different words for "nigger"?



From Southern Horrors: Lynch Law in All Its Phases, by Ida B. Wells-Barnett, 1892.

The mob spirit has grown with the increasing intelligence of the Afro-American. It has left the out-of-the-way places where ignorance prevails, has thrown off the mask and with this new cry stalks in broad daylight in large cities, the centers of civilization, and is encouraged by the "leading citizens" and the press.

Posted by: miss_poppy on Oct 09, 08 | 11:16 am
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Pro-Life Pharmacist Calls Senator Barack Obama "Barrie Hussein"
Oct 09, 2008

karen brauer
Pharmacist Karen Brauer, shown here sporting a coonskin cap
The Fetus Told Me I Could Be Racist

Karen Brauer, of
Pharmacists For Life International
, posted a press release today with this enigmatic title:

Barrie Hussein: Congenital Liar
In the release she protests Senator Barack Obama's alleged stance on stem cell research.
Obama is so brazen as to continue to lie to his supporters, even after the drive-by media has revealed his falsehood. In this way, he's telling his voting constituency that they are ignorant, and he's counting on them to remain ignorant.

Karen L Brauer MS, RPh is president of Pharmacists for Life International, the most fully pro-life pharmacists organization. Find our politically incorrect site at http://www.pfli.org.
What is the pathway from "Senator Barack Obama" to "Barrie Hussein"?

Posted by: miss_poppy on Oct 09, 08 | 7:32 am
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Altar Boys | Wriggley Lace-clad Angels
Oct 09, 2008

altar boys

From Men, Dear Men, chapter 12, "a series of articles on Christian manners for men taken from a book entitled, 'The Christian Gentleman', by G.C. Davy. (1960)"

Altar-Boys
Those lace-clad angels that wriggle and bounce around our altars are privileged beings - more privileged than most of them seem to realise.
He sounds just like Humbert Humbert.
It is a fact that many altar-boys are restless in the sanctuary. Often this is due to over-eagerness or a natural lack of deportment. However, if an altar-boy realises where he is and what he is doing, his movements will not be too ungraceful. He must, of course, be always alert to assist the priest and anticipate what is needed both in the sacristy and at the altar.

Posted by: miss_poppy on Oct 09, 08 | 2:00 am
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Fan Mail from Some Flounder
Oct 08, 2008

How can I argue when she's so polite?

You should research the thousands of accounts where devote agnostics and atheists have had near death experiences which they saw hell and it changed their lives forever. Google it you'll find a lot plus scientists who support the idea of life after death. Blasphemy is way to hell. Have a nice day!
Ashley Williamson

Posted by: miss_poppy on Oct 08, 08 | 11:20 am
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Christians Foster Hatred, Not Children
Oct 08, 2008



The rabidly anti-gay, anti-choice Campaign for Children and Families posted a news release protesting Governor Schwarzenegger signing into law AB 3015, which requires foster parents to treat their gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered foster children with respect, and to offer the same protections afforded their heterosexual counterparts. They wail,

Under the new law, morally-minded foster parents will be trained to teach children in their homes what they themselves believe is a lie. In addition, the bill author says AB 3015 will "ensure that foster youth and their caregivers are knowledgeable about how to report" foster parents and public school teachers who cannot and will not support homosexuality, bisexuality or transsexuality. In other words, under AB 3015, positive and healthy pro-family values on sexual behavior and believing in natural gender can be reported as "harassment."
Excuse me, but foster parents and paid to foster CHILDREN not their religious beliefs or tender feelings. If you cannot foster CHILDREN then do not become a foster PARENT.

If you want to foster your hatred toward your gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgendered brethren, GO TO CHURCH!

Posted by: miss_poppy on Oct 08, 08 | 9:11 am
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Pope Advises on Financial Crisis
Oct 08, 2008

pope crustyAccording to the TimesOnline, the jewel-encrusted Pope Benedict , looking very much like a Fabergé egg, told the world yesterday,

He who builds only on visible and tangible things like success, career and money builds the house of his life on sand. We are now seeing, in the collapse of major banks, that money vanishes, it is nothing. All these things that appear to be real are in fact secondary. Only God's words are a solid reality.

Posted by: miss_poppy on Oct 08, 08 | 2:00 am
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The Trees Community Music Release
Oct 08, 2008

the trees community

A mystical musical Jesus commune from the 70s that made some really wild music, available now.

"The Trees" were a Christian, contemplative community and a music group. Based at the Cathedral Church of St. John the Divine in New York City, our traveling life in the 1970’s was shared publicly, across America and Canada, through original music as well as through other forms of service to others.

- Thanks | Roscoe

Posted by: miss_poppy on Oct 08, 08 | 2:00 am
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